{"id":10488,"date":"2016-07-21T17:21:18","date_gmt":"2016-07-22T00:21:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=10488"},"modified":"2020-01-12T14:09:39","modified_gmt":"2020-01-12T22:09:39","slug":"great-galloping-poultry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=10488","title":{"rendered":"Great Galloping Poultry!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=10471\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10471\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10471\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=10471\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/meme-000003.gif\" data-orig-size=\"315,210\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Four Legged Chicken Meme\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/meme-000003.gif\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/meme-000003.gif\" alt=\"Four Legged Chicken Meme\" width=\"315\" height=\"210\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10471\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hear they stock these chickens in the same grocery store where broccoflower and chocolate-covered potato chips were unveiled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hear they stock these chickens in the same grocery store where broccoflower and chocolate-covered potato chips were unveiled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[840],"tags":[444],"class_list":["post-10488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-featured-interweb","tag-memes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-2Ja","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10488"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10497,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10488\/revisions\/10497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}