{"id":13568,"date":"2016-12-31T13:43:10","date_gmt":"2016-12-31T21:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=13568"},"modified":"2018-01-11T10:20:29","modified_gmt":"2018-01-11T18:20:29","slug":"the-true-reason-for-the-decline-of-western-civilization","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=13568","title":{"rendered":"The True Reason for the Decline of Western Civilization"},"content":{"rendered":"

Years pass<\/a> , and YouTube continues to serve me Metalhead Dating<\/em> advertisements when I stream music freely through the site. It does this even though I have been (un)comfortably celibate for longer than I care to admit. In fact, I will never get laid again if I’m supposed to navigate the harrowing path of a dating site<\/a> \"icon-external-link-12x12\" that was designed for loose women covered in bad tattoos and men who enjoy wearing makeup.<\/p>\n

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I was actually fortunate enough this morning to stumble upon a chat room transcript from two of Metalhead Dating’s<\/em> users while I was drinking my ginger root tea and reading the latest issue of The New Yorker<\/em>. Here is an excerpt:<\/p>\n

VikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> Hi SheVixen666! :)
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> Hi! :)
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> So you said in ur email that you like viking metal. VM is my favorite!!
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> Yeah!! well… I like all metal, but VM is pretty awesome to
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> whenever I play my guitar its usually viking metal
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> Oh wow, you play guitar? Thats so cool!!!
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> yeah, Ive been playing for 10 years now and Im getting really good
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> can you play God Hates Us by Avenged Sevenfold? thats probably my favorite song right now
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> oh yeah, I can totally play that one
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> really? maybe you could upload a video to youtube of you playing it :)
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> i could do that, yah, but I need to practice it a lil bit… its been a while since I played any A7X songs and there guitar players are really good
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> oh okay… A7X is so amazing!
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> oh yeah, I luv A7X… they’re like the best heavy metal band out there these days. there so good that even Slayer is ripping them off
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> yeah, I know.. slayer totaly stole that name from them
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> yeah.. there all old guys in slayer and cant think of any orignial stuff no more
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> yeah
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> so what are you wearing right now?
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> black shirt, black pants and chains
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> OMG! ME TO!
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> Realy? lol
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> yeah! lol
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> wow we have a lot in common
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> how many tats you got?
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> 12… and Im gonna get another one next tuseday
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> oh realy? I only have 4
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> thats otkay… we should meet up and get tatoos next week!
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> hmmm… ok that sounds like fun :)
\nVikingMetalGuy3746:<\/span> yeah :)
\nSheVixen666:<\/span> so where are your tatoos?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Unfortunately, I couldn’t post anymore of what was said. ChadSpace strives to be a family-oriented website, after all, and there is already more than enough smut on the Internet to last until our children’s children’s children inherit the Earth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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