{"id":16518,"date":"2017-04-21T23:34:54","date_gmt":"2017-04-22T06:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=16518"},"modified":"2020-01-19T10:03:34","modified_gmt":"2020-01-19T18:03:34","slug":"well-intentioned-yard-maintenance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=16518","title":{"rendered":"Well-Intentioned Yard Maintenance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=16542\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16541\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16541\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=16541\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000009-formatted.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"500,334\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"miscellaneous-000009-formatted\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000009-formatted.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000009-formatted.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16541\" srcset=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000009-formatted.jpg 500w, http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000009-formatted-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000009-formatted-449x300.jpg 449w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Q: How did the blonde* break her leg while raking leaves?<br \/>\nA: She fell out of a tree.<\/p>\n<p>* This joke should not imply that blondes are less intelligent than people with other hair colors.  It may, however, imply that people with blonde hair are not always required to act intelligently, that many willfully choose to exercise this peculiar social liberty afforded to them, and that some do so in very peculiar and humorous ways that can be to their own detriment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How did the blonde* break her leg while raking leaves? A: She fell out of a tree. * This joke should not imply that blondes are less intelligent than people with other hair colors. It may, however, imply that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=16518\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[857],"tags":[858],"class_list":["post-16518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-featured-humor","tag-blonde-jokes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-4iq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16518"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21152,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16518\/revisions\/21152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}