{"id":16519,"date":"2017-06-03T00:02:38","date_gmt":"2017-06-03T07:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=16519"},"modified":"2020-01-19T10:11:54","modified_gmt":"2020-01-19T18:11:54","slug":"startling-convectioner-discourse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=16519","title":{"rendered":"Startling Convectioner Discourse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=16640\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16640\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16640\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=16640\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000010.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"500,334\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Talking Muffins\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000010.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000010.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"334\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16640\" srcset=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000010.jpg 500w, http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000010-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/miscellaneous-000010-449x300.jpg 449w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>01: Two muffins are placed in an oven*.<br \/>\n02: The first muffin says, &#8220;Jeez, it sure is hot in here.&#8221;<br \/>\n03: The second muffin yells, &#8220;Holy shit!  A talking muffin!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* No muffins were harmed in the telling of this joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>01: Two muffins are placed in an oven*. 02: The first muffin says, &#8220;Jeez, it sure is hot in here.&#8221; 03: The second muffin yells, &#8220;Holy shit! A talking muffin!&#8221; * No muffins were harmed in the telling of this &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=16519\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[857],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-featured-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-4ir","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16519"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21154,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16519\/revisions\/21154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}