{"id":16859,"date":"2017-09-03T13:04:37","date_gmt":"2017-09-03T20:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=16859"},"modified":"2017-12-02T19:44:21","modified_gmt":"2017-12-03T03:44:21","slug":"this-buds-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=16859","title":{"rendered":"This Bud&#8217;s for You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Really, who needs new Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck cartoons when you have the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Super_Buddies_(film)\" target=\"_blank\">Disney Super Buddies<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> ?  From left to right, top to bottom, we have Rosebud, Budderball, Buddha, Mudbud, and B-Dawg.  (Apparently, the sixth super buddy, Budweiser, a womanizing golden retriever with a substance abuse problem, didn&#8217;t make the final cut.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=16861\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16860\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"16860\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=16860\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/disney-000000-formatted.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"500,156\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"disney-000000-formatted\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/disney-000000-formatted.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/disney-000000-formatted.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"156\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16860\" srcset=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/disney-000000-formatted.jpg 500w, http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/disney-000000-formatted-300x94.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Perhaps it goes without saying, but I would rather dance barefoot on broken shards of glass than watch this movie.  Pluck out my toenails with needle-nose pliers&#8212;please!&#8212;if that&#8217;s what it takes to keep this garbage as far away from me as possible.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I&#8217;m not 100% on this, but I&#8217;m pretty sure it&#8217;s because of movies like Super Buddies why some fathers become raging alcoholics. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Really, who needs new Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck cartoons when you have the Disney Super Buddies ? From left to right, top to bottom, we have Rosebud, Budderball, Buddha, Mudbud, and B-Dawg. (Apparently, the sixth super buddy, Budweiser, a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=16859\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[646],"tags":[583,647,636,584],"class_list":["post-16859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cinema-and-television","tag-disney","tag-musings","tag-psychobabble","tag-super-buddies"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-4nV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16859"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16859\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16867,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16859\/revisions\/16867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}