{"id":17781,"date":"2018-01-11T04:57:27","date_gmt":"2018-01-11T12:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=17781"},"modified":"2020-01-19T11:36:30","modified_gmt":"2020-01-19T19:36:30","slug":"mythical-creatures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=17781","title":{"rendered":"Mythical Creature"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is my dream woman:  hygienic, feminine, no tattoos (or at least no bad tattoos), wears heavy metal t-shirts.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=17782\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-17782\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17782\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=17782\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/slayer-000003.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"370,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Imaginary Woman\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/slayer-000003.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/slayer-000003.jpg\" alt=\"Hot girl wearing a Slayer t-shirt.\" width=\"370\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-17782\" srcset=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/slayer-000003.jpg 370w, http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/slayer-000003-222x300.jpg 222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 370px) 100vw, 370px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The only thing that&#8217;s really missing from this picture is her holding a Stephen King book in one hand and an <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/India_pale_ale\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">IPA<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-search-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-search-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> in the other. Flipping the bird would work too.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been wondering for a while now whether women like this even exist.  I know they <em>should<\/em>, but I don&#8217;t think they actually do.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, if anybody reading this happens to know this girl&#8217;s phone number, please send it to me <em>IMMEDIATELY<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is my dream woman: hygienic, feminine, no tattoos (or at least no bad tattoos), wears heavy metal t-shirts. The only thing that&#8217;s really missing from this picture is her holding a Stephen King book in one hand and an &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=17781\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[724],"tags":[647,169,205,401],"class_list":["post-17781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-love","tag-musings","tag-slayer","tag-stephen-king","tag-women"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-4CN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17781"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21173,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17781\/revisions\/21173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}