{"id":17918,"date":"2018-01-30T18:03:55","date_gmt":"2018-01-31T02:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=17918"},"modified":"2020-11-04T00:47:44","modified_gmt":"2020-11-04T08:47:44","slug":"who-what-where-when-why-and-sometimes-how","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=17918","title":{"rendered":"Who? What? When? Where? Why? (and Sometimes &#8220;How?&#8221;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever want to have good, clean fun with the enthusiastic pot-smoker(s) in your life, sneak away his smartphone when he is off taking a massive bong rip and set the alarm to 4:20am.  Sort of like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=17919\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-17920\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"17920\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=17920\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/marijuana-000000-formatted.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"281,500\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"marijuana-000000-formatted\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/marijuana-000000-formatted.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/marijuana-000000-formatted.jpg\" alt=\"Cell phone screenshot displaying the alarm app set to ring Monday morning at 04:20. [Formatted]\" width=\"281\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-17920\" srcset=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/marijuana-000000-formatted.jpg 281w, http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/marijuana-000000-formatted-169x300.jpg 169w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 281px) 100vw, 281px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Odds are good he won&#8217;t notice you made this change and will be jolted out of bed on Monday morning well before the sun rises.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I would have liked to configure a pop-up message that appears as the alarm is going off that says <em>&#8220;Wake up!!! It&#8217;s 4:20am Monday morning, dude!  The early bird gets the worm!  The party starts with you!  Time to smoke some green!!!!&#8221;<\/em>  Unfortunately, this particular app doesn&#8217;t have that feature implemented yet (but I filed a suggestion with the developers).<\/p>\n<p>On a related note, isn&#8217;t it funny how the only thing pot-smokers never forget to do is smoke more pot?  The rest of us just have to struggle to remember as many things as we possibly can, and dart in increasingly-random mental directions as we attempt to hold on to important memories and life details that are in the process of being further displaced, lost, or forgotten.<\/p>\n<p>(NOTE:  This post was written after drinking 3ea Obsidian Stout beers, produced by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.deschutesbrewery.com\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Deschutes Brewery<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> in the US state of <em>Proper Oregon<\/em>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever want to have good, clean fun with the enthusiastic pot-smoker(s) in your life, sneak away his smartphone when he is off taking a massive bong rip and set the alarm to 4:20am. 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