{"id":19127,"date":"2018-10-03T19:31:30","date_gmt":"2018-10-04T02:31:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=19127"},"modified":"2018-10-03T19:43:14","modified_gmt":"2018-10-04T02:43:14","slug":"antiphony-entry-5-i-am-not-one-of-these-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=19127","title":{"rendered":"Antiphony, Entry 5: I Am Not One of These People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code>From: \"Patrick Williams\"<br \/>\nSubject: Dear trust worthy individual<br \/>\nDate: Mon, 1 Oct 2018 12:55:19 -0400<\/code><\/p>\n<p><code>Greetings,<\/code><\/p>\n<p><code>I know you will be surprised to get this my email. <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[I might be, I'm not sure yet.  Honestly, I need your help to make this decision.]<\/em><\/span> Apart from being surprised you may be hesitant to reply based on what is happening in the world of the internet. <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[Is this why they call it \"The Interwebz\"?]<\/em><\/span>  One has to be very careful  due to the amount of scammers that  are out there looking to take advantage of innocent citizens. <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[I hate scammers!  Hooray for innocent citizens like me!!]<\/em><\/span> However, I am not one of these people. <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[No, of course not---you had me at \"greetings.\"]<\/em><\/span> My name is Capt. Patrick Williams <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[hello Captain!]<\/em><\/span> and I was a member of the US ARMY medical team deployed to Iraq and then later transferred to Afghanistan. <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[Thank you for serving our country!]<\/em><\/span><\/code><\/p>\n<p><code>I am looking for a trust worthy individual who will assist me in receiving some funds for me. <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[I can definitely do this. How much are we talking?  Five million?  Six million?  Gold bullion, I hope.]<\/em><\/span> I am requesting this individual to hold onto the cash until I arrive safely back to retrieve them. <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[I won't let you down!]<\/em><\/span><\/code><\/p>\n<p><code>As soon as I hear back I will work out the finer details. <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[Here is my social security number: 555-12-3456.  What else do you need?]<\/em><\/span><\/code><\/p>\n<p><code>Best Regards<br \/>\nCaptain Patrick Williams <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[Thank you Captain, sir!  I can't wait to start working with you!]<\/em><\/span><\/code><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From: &#8220;Patrick Williams&#8221; Subject: Dear trust worthy individual Date: Mon, 1 Oct 2018 12:55:19 -0400 Greetings, I know you will be surprised to get this my email. [I might be, I&#8217;m not sure yet. 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