{"id":20168,"date":"2019-03-03T13:41:18","date_gmt":"2019-03-03T21:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=20168"},"modified":"2019-03-04T10:38:07","modified_gmt":"2019-03-04T18:38:07","slug":"stupid-moneyball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=20168","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Money(ball)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of weeks ago, right fielder <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=manny+machado+baseball+player\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Bryce Harper<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-search-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-search-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> scored a 13-year, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cbssports.com\/mlb\/news\/bryce-harper-contract-details-breakdown-of-the-salary-bonuses-and-perks-in-his-13-year-deal-with-the-phillies\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">$330 million dollar contract<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> with the Philadelphia Phillies.  He will earn a $10 million dollar salary this season and will receive a $20 million dollar signing bonus.  For the 2020 through 2028 seasons, he will earn a $26 million dollar annual salary.  For the 2029 through 2031 seasons, he will earn a $22 million dollar annual salary.  He also gets full no-trade protection, which means he doesn&#8217;t have to worry about waking up one morning to the phone ringing with news that he is now living and working in another random U.S. city.<\/p>\n<p>He <em>also<\/em> gets bonuses:<br \/>\n+$50,000 for each All-Star appearance<br \/>\n+$50,000 each time he earns a Gold Glove award<br \/>\n+$50,000 each time he earns a Silver Slugger award<br \/>\n+$50,000 each time he earns a League Championship MVP award<br \/>\n+$100,000 each time he earns a World Series MVP award<br \/>\n+$500,000 each time he earns a league MVP award <\/p>\n<p>This is the largest contract in baseball history.  Also this year, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=manny+machado+baseball+contract\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Manny Machado<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-search-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-search-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> signed a 10-year $300 million dollar contract with the San Diego Padres, which is arguably an equivalent or better deal.  Last year, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=giancarlo+stanton+baseball+contract\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Giancarlo Stanton<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-search-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-search-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> signed a 13-year $325 million dollar contract with the Florida Marlins.  While these are the most egregious examples, there are many more of these types of contracts in Major League Baseball.<\/p>\n<p>By comparison, 99 years ago&#8212;in 1919&#8212;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=babe+ruth+baseball+player\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Babe Ruth<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-search-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-search-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> signed a three-year contract with the Boston Red Sox for $25,000.  When accounting for inflation, this contract would be worth just $367,870.68, which is $1,237,129.32 less than the current <em>minimum<\/em> salary for all MLB players over the same duration of time.  This means that perhaps the greatest player in the history of the game would be making just $122,623.56 per year in the modern day.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=20169\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-20170\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20170\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=20170\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/baseball-000004-f500.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"500,500\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"baseball-000004-f500\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/baseball-000004-f500.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/baseball-000004-f500.jpg\" alt=\"Babe Ruth&#039;s 1919 baseball contract with the Boston Red Sox. [Formatted]\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-20170\" srcset=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/baseball-000004-f500.jpg 500w, http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/baseball-000004-f500-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/baseball-000004-f500-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also by comparison, $330 million is enough money to finance 25 man rosters for a 17 team baseball league with a median salary of $60,000&#8230; for a full 13 years!  In other words, Bryce Harper&#8217;s salary would pay the salaries of 425 baseball players in a provincial baseball league for 13 seasons.  Of course, there would be additional costs associated with such a league&#8212;building\/leasing stadiums, hiring\/paying administrative staff, team travel costs, and so on&#8212;so maybe cut the total time down to five years from 13.<\/p>\n<p>The sports world is paying <em>one<\/em> baseball player&#8217;s salary instead of purchasing five years of provincial baseball with fair salaries for 425 highly capable players, many of whom would gladly go toe-to-toe with Mr. Harper on the ballfield.  <em>WHAT&#8212;THE&#8212;FUCK?!?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of weeks ago, right fielder Bryce Harper scored a 13-year, $330 million dollar contract with the Philadelphia Phillies. He will earn a $10 million dollar salary this season and will receive a $20 million dollar signing bonus. 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