{"id":4947,"date":"2014-12-11T18:55:27","date_gmt":"2014-12-12T02:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=4947"},"modified":"2017-12-02T19:52:33","modified_gmt":"2017-12-03T03:52:33","slug":"perturbations-of-devotion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=4947","title":{"rendered":"Perturbations of Devotion"},"content":{"rendered":"

To make a Christian cry foul, tell him that God doesn’t exist.<\/p>\n

To make an Atheist cry foul, tell her that it’s God’s gift of free will that allows her to believe whatever she chooses.<\/p>\n

To make an infant cry, steal its pacifier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To make a Christian cry foul, tell him that God doesn’t exist. To make an Atheist cry foul, tell her that it’s God’s gift of free will that allows her to believe whatever she chooses. To make an infant cry, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[649],"tags":[647],"class_list":["post-4947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion","tag-musings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-1hN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4947"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8102,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4947\/revisions\/8102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}