{"id":6249,"date":"2015-02-14T00:00:56","date_gmt":"2015-02-14T08:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=6249"},"modified":"2018-08-06T15:41:53","modified_gmt":"2018-08-06T22:41:53","slug":"esoteric-etiquette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=6249","title":{"rendered":"Esoteric Etiquette"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If somebody you know suffered a disappointing date brokered through a match-making website, sharing the comment <em>&#8220;There are plenty of fish left in the sea&#8221;<\/em> might be highly inappropriate.  This is particularly true if the site happened to be <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/PlentyofFish\" title=\"Plenty of Fish [Wikipedia]\" target=\"_blank\">PlentyOfFish.com<\/a>, as she will think that you are making a horribly cruel joke at her expense.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.someecards.com\/usercards\/viewcard\/c7ab233e63ee8504bf4970cb7f2317d7\" title=\"SomeCards.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6276\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=6276\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/esoteric-etiquette-formatted.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"500,282\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"esoteric-etiquette-formatted\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/esoteric-etiquette-formatted.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/esoteric-etiquette-formatted.jpg\" alt=\"esoteric-etiquette-formatted\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6276\" srcset=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/esoteric-etiquette-formatted.jpg 500w, http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/esoteric-etiquette-formatted-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Depending on the degree of catastrophe that was experienced (and eventually comprehended in the aftermath), your well-intentioned journey from Mars to Venus could result in an articulated knee to the gut&#8230; followed by black-eye-prostration&#8230; followed by one or two cracked ribs&#8230; followed by&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If somebody you know suffered a disappointing date brokered through a match-making website, sharing the comment &#8220;There are plenty of fish left in the sea&#8221; might be highly inappropriate. 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