{"id":8363,"date":"2015-12-13T22:13:36","date_gmt":"2015-12-14T06:13:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=8363"},"modified":"2020-03-21T18:41:32","modified_gmt":"2020-03-22T01:41:32","slug":"candy-is-bad-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=8363","title":{"rendered":"Candy is Bad for You"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s Christmas time and people are consuming even more candy than usual. I contributed to the problem today by spending way too much money on candies for some of the sugarmongers in my life: chocolate-covered espresso beans, chocolate-covered almonds, chocolate-covered macadamia nuts, chocolate-covered chocolate… chocolate-covered everything<\/em>!<\/p>\n

But let’s be straight: candy is bad for you, and this perhaps becomes more obvious to people when it comes served in a toilet bowl.<\/p>\n

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It would be nice if I could give these as gifts instead of the chocolates, but this really wouldn’t go over well with most. Eating lots of Christmas-themed candy and chocolates is just a part of the holiday season, and one surefire way to put a damper on any yuletide celebration is to hand somebody a sucker shaped like a plunger.<\/p>\n

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It’s worth pointing out that these candy-toilets have two holsters on each side, which is an interesting touch. It’s always good to have a spare, I suppose. What will they think of next? Candy cane plungers and chocolate… oh nevermind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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