{"id":9489,"date":"2016-04-02T00:23:02","date_gmt":"2016-04-02T07:23:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=9489"},"modified":"2017-03-15T22:37:49","modified_gmt":"2017-03-16T05:37:49","slug":"like-a-coffee-machine-in-an-office-ahoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=9489","title":{"rendered":"Like a Coffee Machine in an Office (Ahoo!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I only just realized what an amazingly talented singer and dancer Shakira is!!<\/p>\n<hr width=\"80%\" \/>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/results?search_query=shakira+she+wolf\" target=\"_blank\">She Wolf<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-search-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-search-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> (track 01 from the She Wolf LP by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=shakira+celebrity\" target=\"_blank\">Shakira<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-search-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-search-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> )<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/booKP974B0k\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>S-O-S she is in disguise<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a she wolf in disguise,<br \/>\nComing out<\/p>\n<p>A domesticated girl that&#8217;s all you ask of me<br \/>\nDarling it is no joke, this is lycanthropy<br \/>\nMoon&#8217;s awake now, with eyes wide open<br \/>\nMy body is craving, so feed the hungry<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been devoting myself to you<br \/>\nMonday to Monday<br \/>\nAnd Friday to Friday<br \/>\nNot getting enough retribution or decent incentives to keep me at it<br \/>\nStarting to feel just a little abused<br \/>\nLike a coffee machine in an office<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;m gonna go somewhere closer<br \/>\nTo get me a lover and tell you about it<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a she wolf in the closet<br \/>\nOpen up and set her free<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a she wolf in the closet<br \/>\nLet it out so it can breath<\/p>\n<p>Sitting across the bar, staring right at her prey<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s going well so far, she&#8217;s gonna get her way<br \/>\nNocturnal creatures are not so prudent<br \/>\nThe moon is my teacher, and I&#8217;m her student<\/p>\n<p>To locate the single man I&#8217;ve got on me a special radar<br \/>\nAnd the fire department&#8217;s hot line in case I get in trouble later<br \/>\nNot looking for cute little divas or rich city guys that just want to enjoy<br \/>\nI&#8217;m having a very good time and behave very bad in the arms of a boy<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a she wolf in the closet<br \/>\nOpen up and set her free<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a she wolf in the closet<br \/>\nLet it out so it can breath<\/p>\n<p>S-O-S she is in disguise<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a she wolf in disguise<br \/>\nComing out<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a she wolf in the closet<br \/>\nLet it out so it can breath<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I only just realized what an amazingly talented singer and dancer Shakira is!! She Wolf (track 01 from the She Wolf LP by Shakira ) S-O-S she is in disguise There&#8217;s a she wolf in disguise, Coming out A domesticated &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=9489\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[149,131,372,373],"class_list":["post-9489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-featured-music","tag-acceptable-profanities","tag-pop","tag-shakira","tag-she-wolf"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-2t3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9489"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9539,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9489\/revisions\/9539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}