{"id":9682,"date":"2016-04-24T08:32:47","date_gmt":"2016-04-24T15:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=9682"},"modified":"2019-12-19T02:55:21","modified_gmt":"2019-12-19T10:55:21","slug":"way-too-much-going-on-in-one-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=9682","title":{"rendered":"Lots of Stuff Going On in One Place"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have always considered Ross to be one of the more distinguished discount department stores out there&#8212;it&#8217;s where I always go to buy clothes for other people.  This is really classy though:  an Oakland Athletics + Metallica + Ross + Sean Doolittle themed bobblehead:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=9683\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9683\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9683\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=9683\" data-orig-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/metallica-000003.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"238,450\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Sean Doolittle Metallica Bobblehead\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/metallica-000003.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/metallica-000003.jpg\" alt=\"metallica-000003\" width=\"238\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9683\" srcset=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/metallica-000003.jpg 238w, http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/metallica-000003-159x300.jpg 159w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 238px) 100vw, 238px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Naturally, this little treasure also plays <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/results?search_query=metallica+for+whom+the+bell+tolls\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">For Whom the Bell Tolls<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-search-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-search-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/>, which is the song that Mr. Doolittle has blasted through the stadium PA whenever he enters the game.<\/p>\n<p>I was thinking about going to the April 30th Athletics game where they will be giving these away, but I wlll probably hold out for when they offer the Sean Doolittle bobblehead that features all of the above and also has a built-in bottle opener.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have always considered Ross to be one of the more distinguished discount department stores out there&#8212;it&#8217;s where I always go to buy clothes for other people. 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