{"id":9708,"date":"2017-08-23T23:15:19","date_gmt":"2017-08-24T06:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=9708"},"modified":"2018-08-06T16:04:45","modified_gmt":"2018-08-06T23:04:45","slug":"personal-outlook-toward-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=9708","title":{"rendered":"Personal Outlook Toward Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a <em>&#8220;glass is half full but sometimes has a fly in it&#8221;<\/em> sort of guy.<\/p>\n<p>Or <em>&#8220;the toilet is half full&#8221;<\/em>, if you prefer.  (plop!)<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe <em>&#8220;the beer bottle is always half empty, but there are more in the fridge&#8221;<\/em>, if that makes more sense. (glug glug)<\/p>\n<p>And possibly even &#8220;my dog got run over today, but that&#8217;s probably for the best because he was getting old, was crapping inside the house on a regular basis, and I was supposed to take a trip to the store tonight just for dog food&#8221;.  (Woof&#8230; Woof!  SKREEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!  arf&#8211;!)<\/p>\n<p>In other words, I&#8217;m cautiously optimistic that all of us might be screwed, but that&#8217;s okay because <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jersey_Shore_(TV_series)\" target=\"_blank\">Jersey Shore<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> reruns are coming on in a half-hour, and it&#8217;s about time to start planning my next trip to the kegerator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a &#8220;glass is half full but sometimes has a fly in it&#8221; sort of guy. Or &#8220;the toilet is half full&#8221;, if you prefer. (plop!) Or maybe &#8220;the beer bottle is always half empty, but there are more in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=9708\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[725],"tags":[647],"class_list":["post-9708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","tag-musings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-2wA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9708"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19070,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9708\/revisions\/19070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}