{"id":13340,"date":"2016-12-22T11:13:59","date_gmt":"2016-12-22T19:13:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=13340"},"modified":"2017-11-16T03:40:32","modified_gmt":"2017-11-16T11:40:32","slug":"should-we-open-up-her-gifts-or-send-them-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=13340","title":{"rendered":"Should We Open Up Her Gifts or Send Them Back?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/results?search_query=elmo+and+patsy+grandma+got+run+over+by+a+reindeer\" target=\"_blank\">Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-search-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-search-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> (single by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=elmo+and+patsy+band\" target=\"_blank\">Elmo &#038; Patsy<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-external-link-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-search-12x12.png\" alt=\"icon-search-12x12\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> )<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MgIwLeASnkw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Grandma got run over by a reindeer<br \/>\nWalking home from our house Christmas Eve<br \/>\nYou can say there&#8217;s no such thing as Santa<br \/>\nBut as for me and grandpa we believe<\/p>\n<p>She had been drinking too much eggnog and we begged her not to go<br \/>\nBut she forgot her medication and she staggered out the door into the snow<br \/>\nWhen we found her Christmas morning at the scene of the attack<br \/>\nShe had hoof-prints on her forehead and incriminating Claus-marks on her back<\/p>\n<p>Grandma got run over by a reindeer<br \/>\nWalking home from our house Christmas Eve<br \/>\nYou can say there&#8217;s no such thing as Santa<br \/>\nBut as for me and grandpa we believe<\/p>\n<p>Now we&#8217;re all so proud of grandpa, he has been taking this so well<br \/>\nSee him in there watching football, drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not Christmas without Grandma, all the family&#8217;s dressed in black<br \/>\nAnd we just can&#8217;t help but wonder:  should we open up her gifts or send them back?<\/p>\n<p>Grandma got run over by a reindeer<br \/>\nWalking home from our house Christmas Eve<br \/>\nYou can say there&#8217;s no such thing as Santa<br \/>\nBut as for me and grandpa we believe<\/p>\n<p>Now the goose is on the table and the pudding made of fig<br \/>\nAnd the blue and silver candles that would just have matched the hair on grandma&#8217;s wig<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve warned all my friends and neighbors, better watch out for yourselves<br \/>\nThey should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves<\/p>\n<p>Grandma got run over by a reindeer<br \/>\nWalking home from our house Christmas Eve<br \/>\nYou can say there&#8217;s no such thing as Santa<br \/>\nBut as for me and grandpa we believe<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (single by Elmo &#038; Patsy ) Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there&#8217;s no such thing as Santa But as for me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=13340\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[22,517],"class_list":["post-13340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-featured-music","tag-christmas","tag-elmo-patsy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-3ta","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13340"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13345,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13340\/revisions\/13345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}