{"id":19197,"date":"2018-10-11T17:30:55","date_gmt":"2018-10-12T00:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=19197"},"modified":"2018-10-13T12:19:36","modified_gmt":"2018-10-13T19:19:36","slug":"wealth-of-medical-knowledge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=19197","title":{"rendered":"Burgeoning Wealth of Medical Knowledge"},"content":{"rendered":"

I completed my first CPR<\/a> \"icon-external-link-12x12\" class over the weekend. It was not very hard: rapidly alternate between pressing firmly and releasing fully on a person’s lower sternum, 30 times, and then deliver two full breaths through the mouth\/nose into the lungs. Use a defibrillator if available. Rinse\/repeat. Oh yeah—and don’t forget to call 9-1-1 so that an ambulance is on its way, because they have stethoscopes and sphygmomanonamometers and shit.<\/p>\n

I received this totally legit medical certificate and there wasn’t even a test! Why aren’t more classes like this? This medicine stuff is a piece of cake. Maybe I should have become a doctor.<\/p>\n

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Now that I know CPR, there are many more pretty ladies in the world that will be safe than there were before. And because I’m such a great guy, I am also willing to resuscitate babies… but only if they have a changed diaper, and aren’t ugly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I completed my first CPR class over the weekend. It was not very hard: rapidly alternate between pressing firmly and releasing fully on a person’s lower sternum, 30 times, and then deliver two full breaths through the mouth\/nose into the … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[725],"tags":[730,647,401],"class_list":["post-19197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","tag-medicine","tag-musings","tag-women"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-4ZD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19197"}],"version-history":[{"count":35,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19224,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19197\/revisions\/19224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}