{"id":2734,"date":"2013-12-21T14:54:46","date_gmt":"2013-12-21T22:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=2734"},"modified":"2017-12-02T19:53:14","modified_gmt":"2017-12-03T03:53:14","slug":"merry-aloofness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=2734","title":{"rendered":"Merry Aloofness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent about an hour searching the Internet for a Christmas-related graphic or card that might serve as a fair approximation for how I feel about this time of year.  Unfortunately, I couldn&#8217;t really find anything that did the job.  I did, however, stumble across this little gem:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=5498\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5498\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5497\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?attachment_id=5497\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/aloof-formatted.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"500,281\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"aloof-formatted\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/aloof-formatted.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/aloof-formatted.jpg\" alt=\"aloof-formatted\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5497\" srcset=\"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/aloof-formatted.jpg 500w, https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/aloof-formatted-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent about an hour searching the Internet for a Christmas-related graphic or card that might serve as a fair approximation for how I feel about this time of year. Unfortunately, I couldn&#8217;t really find anything that did the job. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=2734\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[22,647],"class_list":["post-2734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-christmas","tag-musings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-I6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2734"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2739,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2734\/revisions\/2739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}