{"id":8555,"date":"2015-12-30T18:27:06","date_gmt":"2015-12-31T02:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=8555"},"modified":"2017-12-02T18:11:47","modified_gmt":"2017-12-03T02:11:47","slug":"antiphony-entry-1-free-lottery-tickets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=8555","title":{"rendered":"Antiphony, Entry 1: Free Lottery Tickets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure if this still works here since I am using <a href=\"http:\/\/wordpress.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">ChadPress<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> instead of Facebook, but I guess it can&#8217;t hurt to try.\u00a0 Also, I have included some of my responses in the event that it increases my chances of winning.<\/p>\n<hr width=\"80%\" \/>\n<p><code>THANK YOU, MARK ZUCKERBERG <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[who?]<\/em><\/span>, for your forward-thinking generosity! <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[What did he do?]<\/em><\/span> And congrats on becoming a dad! <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[Huh?!]<\/em><\/span><\/code><\/p>\n<p><code>Mark Zuckerberg <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[oh right... the Grand Poobah of privacy and productivity erosion]<\/em><\/span> has announced that he is giving away $45 billion <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[with a \"B\"?]<\/em><\/span> of Facebook stock. <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[Hhmmmm... sounds a little fishy to me.]<\/em><\/span>  What you may not have heard <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[no I haven't, must you go on?]<\/em><\/span> is that he plans to give 10% of it away to people like YOU and ME! <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[Really..? What a dumbass!]<\/em><\/span> All you have to do is copy and paste this message into a post IMMEDIATELY and tag 5-10 of your friends. <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[Or irritated acquaintances that don't really like you.]<\/em><\/span> At midnight PST, Facebook will search through the day\u2019s posts and award 1000 people with $4.5 million EACH <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[that's really a lot of money]<\/em><\/span> as a way of saying thank you for making Facebook such a powerful vehicle for connection and philanthropy <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[and watered down relationships]<\/em><\/span>.<\/code><\/p>\n<p><code>I hope someone I know gets a piece of the pie <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[blueberry or apple?]<\/em><\/span> \u2014 let me know if you do!!! <span style=\"color: #993300;\"><em>[Yeah right, asshole!]<\/em><\/span><\/code><\/p>\n<hr width=\"80%\" \/>\n<p>In case you&#8217;re wondering what this is about, you can read about it at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/the-intersect\/wp\/2015\/12\/29\/you-cant-win-mark-zuckerbergs-money-on-facebook-the-internets-hoax-paradise\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Washington Post<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> and many other <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=news+mark+zuckerberg+giving+away+money+facebook+users\" target=\"_blank\">fine news agencies<\/a> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-external-link-12x12.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/wp-content\/uploads\/icon-search-12x12.png\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" \/> (that apparently have nothing better to report).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure if this still works here since I am using ChadPress instead of Facebook, but I guess it can&#8217;t hurt to try.\u00a0 Also, I have included some of my responses in the event that it increases my chances &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/?p=8555\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[436],"tags":[639,466,153,647,638],"class_list":["post-8555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology","tag-antiphony","tag-facebook","tag-interweb","tag-musings","tag-spam"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3DQCb-2dZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8555"}],"version-history":[{"count":57,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17523,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8555\/revisions\/17523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwisdom.org\/chadspace\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}