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<\/a><\/p>\nThis orange is the size of a small pumpkin! In fact, after setting it on the counter and staring for a few moments, I was struck by a strange compulsion to carve it into a jack-o’-lantern.<\/p>\n
Also, I couldn’t quite capture it in the pictures, but the smaller regular-sized orange is very slowly orbiting the larger one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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