Do You Want Your Tears Back?

Light Years icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 06 from the Nocturnal LP by The Midnight icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 ft. Nikki Flores icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

The Midnight's "Nocturnal" album cover. [Formatted]

I fell in love with a feeling—I didn’t fall in love with you
There was a song I was singing, but it wasn’t meant for you
I’m sorry that I can’t stay
And I’m sorry that we’re light years away

I bite your lip and you taste like summer time
I can’t forget the days when you were mine

Do you wander the streets every night just to find me too?

Light years
Echoes
In the streetlights
In between those spaces in the moment
Come and find me where we let go

I fell in love with a feeling and your funny faces
You were beautiful and broken in all the right places
I’m sorry that I can’t stay
And I’m sorry that we’re light years away

Millions of miles behind or light years ahead
Our time is now
Our time was then
And I hear your voice inside of my head, but it’s just a silhouette

Do you wonder what happens to all of the love we lose?

Light years
Echoes
In the streetlights
In between those spaces in the moment
Come and find me where we let go

Light years
Do you want your tears back?
They’re gone—I’m sorry

Do I Ever Cross Your Mind, Through Your Window in the Sky?

Nighthawks icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 10 from the Endless Summer LP by The Midnight icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

The Midnight's "Endless Summer" album cover. [Formatted]

I see you, you see me, in the eighteenth floor across the street
Sometimes you dance
Sometimes you eat TV dinners then fall asleep

Do I ever cross your mind, through your window in the sky?
When you forget to close the blinds, so do I

I see you check your phone, wash the dishes and fold the clothes
Sometimes you stay up and get stoned, but you always sleep alone

Do I ever cross your mind, through your window in the sky?
When you forget to close the blinds, so do I

Proof that Google is Not Always Correct

The other night, I was grooving to the song High Voltage icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 by AC/DC. It’s a killer track from the band’s classic era and has some very simple but wickedly clever (and catchy) vocal harmonies in the chorus. For the uninitiated, the band’s original singer, Bon Scott icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12, was a truly amazing performer. His voice lives in the higher registers and, like many aspects of AC/DC’s early music, what he sings is deceptively complex.

I have always had good vocal control, but hitting higher notes, particularly in Bon Scott’s range, has generally been difficult for me. Over the last couple of years, I have worked a lot on my singing and have gained a lot of ground. So… inspired in the moment and feeling confident, I opened Google Chrome on my smartphone to pull up the lyrics to the song so I could follow along and lead appropriately in to those really high “high voltage!” lines in the chorus that are so difficult but satisfying to hit.

I typed in “High Voltage lyrics” and was a little pissed to find that a different song with the same name came up from the band Linkin Park:

Google search for "High Voltage lyrics" produces Linkin Park as top result (over AC/DC). [Thumbnail]

This is not even one of Linkin Park’s more popular songs, nor was it a single, yet it’s favored in search results over AC/DC’s High Voltage!?? I understand times change, and fads come and go like the turning of the tide, but something ain’t quite right here.

What might Google’s algorithms be doing? It should be easy to make the argument that AC/DC’s song is more culturally significant than Linkin Park’s song: one was a hit single and the other was not. AC/DC is also a bigger band than Linkin Park with the former selling many tens of millions of albums more than the latter. Linkin Park has certainly been more active and relevant in the last two decades, so perhaps that’s why it is receiving preference.

Well, whatever… the point is Linkin Park sucks a fatty compared to 70s-era AC/DC, make no bones about it. If Linkin Park was somehow supposed to usurp the claim to the “High Voltage” song title then the band failed miserably, despite Google favoring it. By the same token, if any other band is ever going to try to build a stronger association between that song title and their band name then they really have their fucking work cut out for them.

It’s also worth noting that Google isn’t meritocratic in its search results—give people what they want and not what they need (yes, you really do need Bon Scott’s AC/DC). Meanwhile, bury the splendidness of the past if it’s less likely to make a buck in the present.

No One Has to Tell Her What a Feller is For

She’s Got Balls icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 08 from the High Voltage LP by AC/DC icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

AC/DC's "High Voltage" album cover. [Formatted]

She’s got style, that woman
Makes me smile, that woman
She’s got spunk, that woman
And funk, that woman
She’s got speed, my baby
Got what I need, my baby
She’s got the ability to make a man outta me

But most important of all—let me tell you—my lady’s got balls
She’s got balls

She’s got soul, my lady
Likes to crawl, my lady
All around the floor on her hands and knees because she likes to please me

But most important of all—let me tell you—my lady’s got balls
She’s got balls

And she’s got taste, my lady
And pace, my lady
Makes my heart race with her pretty face

She’s got balls, my lady
Likes to crawl, my lady
On hands and knees, all around the floor
No one has to tell her what a fella is for

But let me tell you, my lady’s got balls
She’s got balls