Fruit Uppercut

Mountain Dew recently released a new line of drinks branded Game Fuel. Clearly and unabashedly aimed at gamers, these new beverages will help rockets fly faster, guns reload more quickly, and frag grenades do more damage to opponents.

12 pack container of Mountain Dew Game Fuel drink. [Formatted]

PepsiCo icon-external-link-12x12 , the drink’s creators, designed the cans to have a re-sealable lid and a no-slip grip to prevent spills on expensive gaming hardware—this is important because nobody likes shorting-out an $800 graphics card with a $3 can of soda.

Game Fuel features a special combination of caffeine and theanine to reduce the unique kind of fatigue that is caused by zero-movement marathon gaming sessions. Intake of large amounts of theanine also increases the frequency of rare item drops.

Current flavors include Charged Cherry Burst, Charged Berry Blast, Charged Tropical Strike, and Charged Original DEW. Additional flavors are currently in development and available for preorder: Napalm Nectarine, Headshot Watermelon, Pomegranate Plasma Grenade, and Nuclear Winter Chill.

The Tattoos On Your Skin Let You Be the One You’ve Never Been

After All icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 04 from the Katorz LP by Voivod icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )


Joey died and nothing has changed
The street corners are still the same
I guess he still lives in my head when it’s time to share the bread
I still got holes on my knees, but I won’t buy the figurine
It’s kind off sad to see you in a box, wrapped and sealed

Who cares after all about the rise and the fall?
It makes the papers for one day, but not for what you had to say

Who cares after all?
Another flyer on the wall
All the names have been washed out: all the ones we care about

Seen it
Been there
Done that

When I am mad—when I see red—I refer to what Iggy says:
“I want to find myself in you. You want to find yourself too.”

Who cares after all?
Win the race or drop the ball
If I make a silly face, is that really what it takes?

Who cares after all about the records on the wall?
The tattoos on your skin let you be the one you’ve never been

Seen it
Been there
Done that

Wave Master Phantasies

Revolution to the Origin, Part 1 icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 17 from the フアンタシースターオンライン Original Soundtrack LP by 小林秀明 icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 and 熊谷文恵 icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12)


Revolution to the Origin, Part 2 icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 18 from the フアンタシースターオンライン Original Soundtrack LP)

Fear What You Don’t Understand

Breathing New Life icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 02 from the New Found Power LP by Damageplan icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )
“Breathing New Life” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12

Damageplan's "New Found Power" album cover. [Formatted]

Explode icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 07 from the New Found Power LP)
“Explode” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12
Cold Blooded icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 09 from the New Found Power LP)
“Cold Blooded” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12