Heaven Helps Those Who Help Themselves

Lights Out icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 04 from the eponymous LP by UFO icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

UFO's "Lights Out" album cover. [Formatted]

Wind blows back and the batons charging
It winds all the way
Right to the butt of my gun
Maybe now your time has come

From the back streets there is a rumbling and smell of anarchy
No more nice time, bright-boy shoe shines
Pie in the sky dreams

Lights out in London
Hold on tight until the end
Better now you know we’ll never wait until tomorrow
Lights out in London
Hold on tight until the end
God knows when I’m coming on my run

Heaven helps those who help themselves, that’s the way it goes
The frightening thoughts of what’s been taught, and now it shows

Lights out in London
Hold on tight until the end
Better now you know we’ll never wait until tomorrow
Lights out in London
Hold on tight until the end
God knows when I’m coming on my run

You keep coming
There is no running
Tried a thousand times
Under your feet grass is growing
It’s time we said goodbye

Lights out in London
Hold on tight until the end
Better now you know we’ll never wait until tomorrow
Lights out in London
Hold on tight until the end
God knows when I’m coming on my run


It can’t be a bad day when a UFO classic gets major American radio airplay in 2021. Cheers @houseofhair icon-external-link-12x12 .

Sad Guitars

Teardrops icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 05 from the Shapeshifting LP by Joe Satriani icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

Joe Satriani photo from Shockwave Supernova album. [Formatted]

Cryin’ icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 04 from The Extremist LP)
What Breaks a Heart icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 09 from the Strange Beautiful Music LP)

Such Good Photography

I’ll Wait icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 07 from the 1984 LP by Van Halen icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

Van Halen's "1984" album cover. [Formatted]

You’ve got me captured, I’m under your spell
I guess I’ll never learn
I have your picture, yes I know it well
Another page is turned
Are you for real?
It’s so hard to tell from just a magazine
You just smile and the picture sells
Look what that does to me

I’ll wait until your love comes down
I’m coming straight for your heart
No way you can stop me now, as fine as you are

I wrote a letter and told her these words—that meant a lot to me
I never sent it because she wouldn’t have heard
Her eyes don’t follow me
And while she watches I can never be free
Such good photography

I’ll wait until your love comes down
I’m coming straight for your heart
No way you can stop me now, as fine as you are

You can’t imagine what your image means
The pages come alive
Your magic greeting everyone who reads
Heartbreak in overdrive
Are you for real?
It’s so hard to tell from just a magazine
You just smile and the picture sells
Look what that does to me

I’ll wait until your love comes down
I’m coming straight for your heart
No way you can stop me now, as fine as you are

No One Has to Tell Her What a Feller is For

She’s Got Balls icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 08 from the High Voltage LP by AC/DC icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

AC/DC's "High Voltage" album cover. [Formatted]

She’s got style, that woman
Makes me smile, that woman
She’s got spunk, that woman
And funk, that woman
She’s got speed, my baby
Got what I need, my baby
She’s got the ability to make a man outta me

But most important of all—let me tell you—my lady’s got balls
She’s got balls

She’s got soul, my lady
Likes to crawl, my lady
All around the floor on her hands and knees because she likes to please me

But most important of all—let me tell you—my lady’s got balls
She’s got balls

And she’s got taste, my lady
And pace, my lady
Makes my heart race with her pretty face

She’s got balls, my lady
Likes to crawl, my lady
On hands and knees, all around the floor
No one has to tell her what a fella is for

But let me tell you, my lady’s got balls
She’s got balls