You Know You’re Nobody’s Fool

Welcome to the Machine icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 02 from the Wish You Were Here LP by Pink Floyd icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" album art. [Formatted]

Welcome my son
Welcome to the machine

Where have you been?
It’s alright, we know where you’ve been

You’ve been in the pipeline, filling in time
Provided with toys and scouting for your boys

You bought a guitar to punish your ma
You didn’t like school, and you know you’re nobody’s fool

So welcome to the machine

Welcome my son
Welcome to the machine

What did you dream?
It’s alright, we told you what to dream

You dreamed of a big star:
“He played a mean guitar”
“He always ate in the Steak Bar”
“He loved to drive in his Jaguar”

So welcome to the machine

By Means of Convenient Environmentalism

Carbon footprints per country; China (10,540.8) and the US (5334.5) come out vastly ahead of everyone else. [Formatted]

This is a snapshot of a handy little web app icon-external-link-12x12 on British Gas’s website that shows every country’s carbon footprint from the year 1992 up to the year 2014. Take a look and see what you think.

Here are my own takeaways from this data:

If you live in America, you are not an environmentalist. (I consider these terms to be mutually exclusive.) Anyone who has ever read anything about Americans’ lifestyle habits will already know how badly we over-consume compared to people of other countries.

If you live in China, you may or may not be an environmentalist. This is because there are still plenty of rural, nonindustrialized societies—at least for the time being—but holy shit… the industrialized societies are doing a tremendous amount of extra damage.

If you live in Ethiopia, you are likely an environmentalist, but you are so hungry you don’t even know, or care.

Right now, there are 7.45 billion people in the world and all of them want to consume like Americans do. There is no way this is possible, and it makes me wonder if World War III will be started over something ridiculous, like a coconut oil dispute.

I now feel obligated to point out that if you drive a Toyota Prius, wear Birkenstocks and think you are doing your part to save the planet, you are a serious asshole.

Word of the Day, Entry 2: Procrastination

procrastination
/prəˌkrastəˈnāSH(ə)n/
(noun)
     1. obtaining multiple points of knowledge or information that are of nearly equal relevance to a project or work and then waiting until the last minute of a deadline so as to afford the maximum amount of time to effectively determine those points which will produce results of a higher quality;
     2. a psychological condition in which a person consciously observes small but important components of life slip away on a routine basis and, in response, makes attempts to collect and restore as many of these components as possible to emerging moments;
     3. a behavior frequently misattributed to hard workers by less capable people having a limited purview or prone to conniving denigration;
     4. a word that cannot be said on television, especially children’s programming, because it rhymes with another word in the English language. Procrastination occurred all throughout the night until she finally felt something that resembled satisfaction.


Sooner or Later icon-external-link-12x12 (episode from Garfield and Friends icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 by Mark Evanier icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

Wade the Duck and Roy the Rooster from the Garfield and Friends episode "Sooner or Later." [Formatted]

His Destiny Spelled Out In a Constellation of Cheap Chrome

Excerpt from the novel Neuromancer icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 by William Gibson icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12

William Gibson's "Neuromancer" novel art. [Formatted]

     Friday night on Ninsei.
     He passed yakitori stands and massage parlors, a franchised coffee shop called Beautiful Girl, the electronic thunder of an arcade. He stepped out of the way to let a dark-suited sarariman by, spotting the Mitsubishi-Genentech logo tattooed across the back of the man’s right hand.
     Was it authentic? If that’s for real, he thought, he’s in for trouble. If it wasn’t, served him right. M-G employees above a certain level were implanted with advanced microprocessors that monitored mutagen levels in the bloodstream. Gear like that would get you rolled in Night City, rolled straight into a black clinic.
     The sarariman had been Japanese, but the Ninsei crowd was a gaijin crowd. Groups of sailors up from the port, tense solitary tourists hunting pleasures no guidebook listed, Sprawl heavies showing off grafts and implants, and a dozen distinct species of hustler, all swarming the street in an intricate dance of desire and commerce.
     There were countless theories explaining why Chiba City tolerated the Ninsei enclave, but Case tended toward the idea that the Yakuza might be preserving the place as a kind of historical park, a reminder of humble origins. But he also saw a certain sense in the notion that burgeoning technologies require outlaw zones, that Night City wasn’t there for its inhabitants, but as a deliberately unsupervised playground for technology itself.
     Was Linda right, he wondered, staring up at the lights? Would Wage have him killed to make an example? It didn’t make much sense, but then Wage dealt primarily in proscribed biologicals, and they said you had to be crazy to do that.
     But Linda said Wage wanted him dead. Case’s primary insight into the dynamics of street dealing was that neither the buyer nor the seller really needed him. A middleman’s business is to make himself a necessary evil. The dubious niche Case had carved for himself in the criminal ecology of Night City had been cut out with lies, scooped out a night at a time with betrayal. Now, sensing that its walls were starting to crumble, he felt the edge of a strange euphoria.
     The week before, he’d delayed transfer of a synthetic glandular extract, retailing it for a wider margin than usual. He knew Wage hadn’t liked that. Wage was his primary supplier, nine years in Chiba and one of the few gaijin dealers who’d managed to forge links with the rigidly stratified criminal establishment beyond Night City’s borders. Genetic materials and hormones trickled down to Ninsei along an intricate ladder of fronts and blinds. Somehow Wage had managed to trace something back, once, and now he enjoyed steady connections in a dozen cities.
     Case found himself staring through a shop window. The place sold small bright objects to the sailors. Watches, flicknives, lighters, pocket VTRs, simstim decks, weighted manriki chains, and shuriken. The shuriken had always fascinated him, steel stars with knife-sharp points. Some were chromed, others black, others treated with a rainbow surface like oil on water. But the chrome stars held his gaze. They were mounted against scarlet ultrasuede with nearly invisible loops of nylon fishline, their centers stamped with dragons or yinyang symbols. They caught the street’s neon and twisted it, and it came to Case that these were the stars under which he voyaged, his destiny spelled out in a constellation of cheap chrome.
     “Julie,” he said to his stars. “Time to see old Julie. He’ll know.”