There might be a subtle suggestion in there about what will happen if this mega-carnivore is taken off her regular diet.

I hear they stock these chickens in the same grocery store where broccoflower and chocolate-covered potato chips were unveiled.

This misfortunate gentleman clearly does not review his news reports before going on the air.

I wonder what kind of weapon a person is supposed bring to fight dinosaurs. A rifle? An elephant gun? An extremely large bowie knife?

Aren’t elephant guns as big as they get, and aren’t dinosaurs like 5 thousand times bigger than elephants..?