Sick as a Dog 
(track 05 from the Rocks LP by Aerosmith )
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Nobody’s Fault (track 06 from the Rocks LP)
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Lick and a Promise (track 08 from the Rocks LP)
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Mind Eraser, No Chaser (track 02 from the eponymous LP by Them Crooked Vultures )
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Bandoliers (track 07 from the eponymous LP)
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Scumbag Blues (track 06 from the eponymous LP)
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This song represents the peculiar crossroads of three things: 01) Nashville music production, 02) a foolish man’s broken heart, and 03) the dimmest imaginable light of inspiration.
On a side note, it’s worth pointing out that the song is exactly 3:00 minutes long, which is the length that all songs would be if the corporate music world had its way.
She’s Got a Way with Words (track 02 from the If I’m Honest LP by Blake Shelton )
When you put two and two together you figure out that “love” has got four letters
I should have known that when I met her, but she had to spell it out for me
After all that second guessing, it’s been a long hard history lesson
That’s a class I got an F in, but now I understand perfectly
She put the “hur” in “hurt”
She put the “Y” in “try”
She put the “S.O.B.” in “sober”
She put the “hang” in “hangover”
She put the “ex” in “sex”
She put the “low” in “blow”
She put a big “F.U.” in my “future”
She’s got a way with words
Little words like “I” and “do”—lying, cheating, screwed
Yeah all the words I thought I knew, they got a brand new meaning now
She put the “hur” in “hurt”
She put the “Y” in “try”
She put the “S.O.B.” in “sober”
She put the “hang” in “hangover”
She put the “ex” in “sex”
She put the “low” in “blow”
She put a big “F.U.” in my “future”
She’s got a way with words
Until We Say Goodbye (track 04 from the Engines of Creation LP by Joe Satriani )
Flavor Crystal 7 (track 02 from the Engines of Creation LP)
Borg Sex (track 03 from the Engines of Creation LP)