Royalty or Bust

Hello,

I am Princess Kund, Marketing Executive. We are web-designing and PHP based Development Company based in New Delhi, India

I would like to introduce you to our mobile website development section. We develop professional websites for mobile devices and smart phone, which are easy to access on small screens and can help in getting queries and they are SEO friendly as well.

Please let us know in case you have any such requirement, so that we can discuss rates

Waiting for your valuable reply

Regards,
Princess Kund
Marketing Executive


I guess being a princess these days isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Apparently, there is a very real difference between the number of princesses in the world and the amount of Princess positions that are actually available. In fact, many princesses are having a really hard time making a living at their intended profession and so they are forced to get regular jobs, like Marketing Executive for a PHP development company.

Whenever this happens, a characteristically potent blend of spite and malcontent is rendered and unleashed into the world, and then some poor fool (or fools) become the target of her highness’s wrath and retribution.

Esoteric Etiquette

If somebody you know suffered a disappointing date brokered through a match-making website, sharing the comment “There are plenty of fish left in the sea” might be highly inappropriate. This is particularly true if the site happened to be PlentyOfFish.com, as she will think that you are making a horribly cruel joke at her expense.

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Depending on the degree of catastrophe that was experienced (and eventually comprehended in the aftermath), your well-intentioned journey from Mars to Venus could result in an articulated knee to the gut… followed by black-eye-prostration… followed by one or two cracked ribs… followed by….