Red-Painted Warrior Bars

Excerpt from the novel Never Deal with a Dragon icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 by Robert N. Charrette icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12

     Dodger leaned on the fire escape railing and sighed. He didn’t need cybernetic ears or even his Elven hearing to catch the rhythmic sounds and breathy gasps coming from the squat through the open window. The two inside would know that he was waiting. Ghost Who Walks Inside’s auditory enhancements would have picked up Dodger mounting the ladder. The Elf suspected that the street samurai could also monitor the challenges of his tribe’s sentries at either end of the alley.
     The alley was typical of the Redmond Barrens—a malodorous, clogged byway set in a neighborhood of moldering urban blight. The grimy brick wall of the neighboring tenement and the refuse-strewn concrete were hardly fit for contemplation. Dodger turned his attention to the mouth of the alley, where the flickering glare of a neon sign cast mad rainbows over the three guards.
     Local residents must find the trio’s warpaint, feathers, and fringed synthleather garments a routine sight, for this turf belonged to the Full Moon Society. Like most of the gangs in the Barrens, they provided soldiers, protection, and what passed for law and order in this part of the corp-forsaken slum. Unlike other gangs and freelancers who affected Indian fashions, the Society members actually had Indian blood. The Full Moon Society was the physical muscle of Ghost Who Walks Inside’s urban tribe.
     The tribe had no name as far as Dodger knew, its members a mixture of heritages, from Salish to Blackfoot to Navajo. Most were young runaways from tribal lands, lured by the big city and fast life of the Whites and Yellows. Some were plex-born and bred, their ancestors having long since abandoned the bucolic dreams of the tribals who ran the Council Lands. Only a few were old enough to remember the concentration camps of the century’s earlier decades; and these were the source for the handful of ancient customs the tribe followed.
     Ghost’s people, like most tribals in North America, had lost much of their heritage. Under the guise of combatting a rebellious and dangerous terrorist element, the former U.S. government had tried to exterminate the Reds. It had condemned them to “re-education centers” intended to stamp out Indian culture and racial identity. The terror only ended when the leaders of tribal unification raised the rising tide of magic to smash the tyrant’s grip. The power of the Great Ghost Dance had won back liberty and land, as well as creating a new order in North America.
     But the tribal peoples had suffered more than physically. Much knowledge once painstakingly gathered by anthropologists and preserved by tribal historians perished in the purges. They were forced to rebuild their heritage from the memories and tales of the old folks. The urban tribes were a legacy of the loss.
     The city tribes were bound by skin color and outlook rather than the traditional affiliations, and dressed in a mixture of styles drawn from traditional garb, White clothing, mistaken reconstruction, and pure whimsy. They might be the new face of the Red man, as Ghost believed, or they might be a dead end, outcasts from the autonomous tribes of the Council lands. Whatever they were, this neighborhood was their home; they had made it relatively safe for their own members and any who acknowledged their dominance.
     Those three at the mouth of the alley were the muscle who ran the shadows and the spotters and scouts who blended in the bricks until their eyes seemed everywhere. They were good at what they did. They had to be. Their type was either good or dead.
     As though sensing Dodger’s gaze, the leader of the three turned slowly and glared up at the Elf. Dodger didn’t remember the kid’s name, but the hate on his face revealed how hard the street had been before the urban tribe took him in.
     Wanting the respect people gave to Ghost, known throughout the plex and beyond as a near-matchless warrior, this street warrior tried to emulate him by adopting the older Indian’s technocreed and cybering up. Already he wore the red-painted warrior bars on his arm as a badge of his lethal prowess in the turf wars that were the tribe’s battlefields. But the perfect vision of those chrome eyes couldn’t let him see that toughness and street smarts were not enough to make a leader. As long as he held to his hate, he would be a punk, blind to the wisdom that made Ghost Who Walks Inside the chief of his people.
     A hand on Dodger’s shoulder broke his reverie. Turning, he saw Ghost standing before him, sweaty and smelling of sex. The ragged denim cut-offs, beaded vest, and sheen of his perspiration set off the muscularity of his trim build. His curled fingers hid the faint etching of induction pads on his palms, but the absence of his habitual headband exposed the four studs along Ghost’s left temple. The apparent naturalness was a subtlety of style and strategy that the punk, with his chrome eyes and blatant bodyshop muscle implants, had missed.
     Ghost’s dark eyes sparkled, and he grinned, showing uneven teeth. “Practicing your chivalry, Elf?”
     “Discretion is ever advised in affairs concerning the fairer sex, O Samurai of the Streets.”
     “Give her a minute.”
     “Certes, Sir Razorguy.” It was not as though Dodger had never seen Sally naked before, but Ghost might not be aware of that fact. He waved a hand in the general direction of the sentries. “Your warriors passed me through without a word that you and Sally were occupied.”
     “Not their biz.”
     No, but they would have known. “Perhaps they thought to gain amusement at my expense, expecting you to react violently to an intrusion.”
     Ghost glanced down at his soldiers. “Hunh. Jason just might. He doesn’t know me half as well as he thinks. Let’s go inside.”
     Ghost led the way through the window, moving slowly, no doubt to block Dodger’s view until the Indian was certain Sally was decent. The Elf smiled at the Indian’s back and followed.
     Sally Tsung sat cross-legged on the foam pad that served as a bed. The University of Seattle T-shirt clung to her body, practically transparent in its contact with her damp skin. The shirt might have been more than long enough to cover a more modest lady, but Sally’s position had hiked it up over her hips to reveal dark blue panties. A lurid Dragon tattoo crawled down the length of her right arm to rest its chin on the back of the hand brushing back her blonde hair. She was disheveled and reeked as much as Ghost, but she was beautiful.
     “Dodger,” she said, her face lighting with a welcoming smile. “Ghost said it was you. Haven’t seen you in . . . how long has it been?”
     “Not long enough,” Ghost offered.
     Sally shot him a look of mock anger. “Too long. Been too busy to sprawl with old friends?”
     ” ‘Tis truth, Fair One, that I have been occupied.”
     “And now you’re loose.” She rolled to her feet. “That’s wiz! We heard a rumor that Concrete Dreams will show up to play at Club Penumbra tonight. It isn’t true, of course, but the crowd ought to be great. Figures that you’d show in time for a big street party.”
     Dodger was tempted, but he had other things on his mind. ” ‘Tis certain to be a full flash, Lady. A pity that I shall be elsewhere.”
     “Biz?” Sally asked with mild curiosity.
     “Does the name Samuel Verner call any memories to mind?”
     “Sure. That was the kid who tipped us to the scam when Seretech tried setting us up for murder in that Renraku run last year.” Sally’s laugh ended in a sly smile. “No, can’t recall a thing.”
     “I have heard from him recently,” Dodger said.
     “He survived going back to Raku?” Ghost asked. “He was one brave paleface to hold to his loyalty.”
     “Foolish, more like. If they didn’t dump him, they must of froze him solid. Junior salaryman without end, or hope. Amen.” Sally snatched a soy bar from the stool that served as a table. Around the mouthful she bit off, she added her evaluation, “What a dumb kid.”
     Dodger looked at Ghost to see how he took the remark. Ghost, who was younger than Sally, kept his expression rigidly neutral. Dodger knew this meant disagreement, but the Indian would not voice it. Some kind of Indian macho thing. Feeling uncharacteristically sorry for the samurai, Dodger said, “I believe that he is of an age with yourself, Lady Tsung.”
     “Let’s not get personal, Dodger,” she snapped.
     The Elf gave her his most disarming grin. “No offense intended, Fair One. I only meant to imply that first impressions can be deceiving.”
     “Are you saying there’s something we should know about him? Something about the Seretech run?”
     “Nay. That matter is long-buried. As to what you might want to know of him, I would not presume to say. You have ever been the best judge of what you needed, or wanted, to know of anyone.”
     “Dodger.” Sally’s voice held a warning note, but still remained light. Her tone said he had piqued her interest.
     “The word I bring is that he wishes to meet with those he ran with a year ago.”
     “Then it is biz!” Sally sat up, eyes widening as a new eagerness entered her face. “Has he changed his name to Johnson?”
     “Not exactly.”
     “Don’t be coy, Dodger.”
     “Far better, Fair One, that he explain it all to you himself.”

Back to Yesterday

Nothing Again icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 08 from the High & Mighty LP by Gov’t Mule icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

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We all tried to warn you, but you already knew
So you blame it on jealousy, you say the rumors are untrue
But you feel yourself slipping away

You awoke from a dream, things were different than now
You were gonna be a superstar, Elvis was teaching you how

You met a man in a suit
He said “Sign on the line, but you’ll need a little something to help you unwind”

You got to ride like Hell
Your face into the wind
One day you’re everything
Then you’re nothing again

We all know that the journey means more than where you wind up
But they don’t know what it’s like to drink from your cup
Still they got something to say

You met a girl on the highway, she made you feel like a man
But somewhere along the way, your poor heart just caved in

So you smoke a little that and you drink a little this
And soon you can’t separate the misery from the bliss

You got to ride like Hell
Your face into the wind
One day you’re everything
Then you’re nothing again

Anyone can be blinded, caught up in the lust
But we all must go back to our own dust
Back to yesterday

One cold night in the sixties, in a small town serene
A young boy sits and stares at a black and white screen

He’s caught up in the rhythm, the words and the sound
And it feels just like a ticket out of this town

You got to ride like Hell
Your face into the wind
One day you’re everything
Then you’re nothing again

Water Has No Memory

Perfect Life icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 04 from the Hand. Cannot. Erase. LP by Steven Wilson icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )
“Perfect Life” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12

Home Invasion icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 06 from the Hand. Cannot. Erase. LP)
“Home Invasion” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12
Regret #9 icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 07 from the Hand. Cannot. Erase. LP)

Ruminant Ruminations

After spending the weekend poring over programming texts and technical articles, I brought up a dictionary website to quickly investigate the subtle but very important difference in meaning between the words superfluous icon-external-link-12x12 and extraneous icon-external-link-12x12. I take notes when I am studying and regard each unfilled Post-it as an opportunity to better articulate whatever idea is being presented to me by an author. Aside from being an effective learning device that also enhances a book’s usefulness as a reference, this approach makes it possible to gauge the overall quality of the source material. In general, extra work done on my part to complete a lesson exposes a book’s incompleteness. In this particular case, I was not correcting the author or expounding an idea but simply augmenting the original statement, which went something like this: in a Java program, writing a subclass can be superfluous—and not extraneous—when an anonymous class can be used instead. Here is the code-representation of a pen, the well known and commonplace writing utensil, and how it’s behavior can be changed in a computer program using an anonymous class:

class Pen {
  public void write() {
    System.out.println( "Writing with a pen!" );
  }
}

class Lecture {
  // COMMENT:  This anonymous class produces cleaner code by
  //   extending the Pen class and overriding its procedure
  //   write(), giving it new behavior.
  Pen pen = new Pen () {
    public void write() {
      System.out.println( "Writing with a pen in a lecture!" );
    }
  };
}

Like any popular dictionary website, the one I frequent provides a Word of the Day on the front page. The appeal of a Word of the Day showcase is that people find it entertaining to discover words that they have never or rarely seen or heard before. Normally this is just for entertainment, but some people take it too far and memorize these words so that they can inject them into conversations with their peers. The goal, of course, is to fool others into thinking that Mr. Word of the Day is more intelligent or better educated than everyone else. However, it doesn’t always pan out, as shown in this made up but entirely plausible example:

Mr. Jefferson: “So John, anything interesting happen lately?”
Mr. McStevens: “Well Earl, I spent yesterday at work, went to the gym to play some racquetball afterwards and somehow discombobulated my shoulder.”
Mr. Jefferson: “Sorry to hear that John. It sounds… painful. I hope you get that worked out.”

It is usually necessary to make sacrifices in an uncommon word’s dictionary meaning in order to wedge it into common, everyday dialogue. I’m always reminded of the movie Mary Poppins when this happens: for some reason, saying supercalifragilisticexpialidocious makes children feel more intelligent. In the same way, forcing big words into a trivial conversation makes small-minded adults feel like they are somehow superior to others.

Needless to say, I find the whole Word of the Day silliness to be most irritating, especially when something like this happens:

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Reading this after many consecutive hours of processing literal meanings from dense technical material in front of a computer screen really does something strange to a person’s brain, such as imagining sheep writing poetry in a field on a sunny day.

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Here is a summary of my drawn-out thought process after reading this not-so-carefully-composed Word of the Day definition:

A pen for sheep? That doesn’t sound right, but there it is. Maybe it’s possible. After all, the world is a really big place and has all kinds of interesting critters in it. Maybe they have intelligent sheep in the more remote areas of Europe..? But sheep that can write? No… that can’t possibly be correct. If sheep can write then certainly dogs can write, but I have never met a dog that can write. Wait a second… maybe the pen is a special name for a farm tool that maintains a sheep’s hooves? Okay, that might work. Do they ride sheep in Europe? Etc. Etc.

It took nearly five minutes for my brain to paint a mental image that was different than the illustration above, or one of an Icelander riding a saddled sheep into town for road supplies. Another 30 minutes passed before I remembered why I went to that damned dictionary website in the first place. When everything was said and done, I burned through almost 45 minutes of my day confirming to myself that sheep can’t write and trying to remember what the hell I was originally doing.