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Category Archives: Humor
If Shaquille O’Neil Were an Orange…
…this is what he would look like:
For an appropriate sense of scale, a deck of Bicycle playing cards was added to the scene:
This orange is the size of a small pumpkin! In fact, after setting it on the counter and staring for a few moments, I was struck by a strange compulsion to carve it into a jack-o’-lantern.
Also, I couldn’t quite capture it in the pictures, but the smaller regular-sized orange is very slowly orbiting the larger one.
Game Developer Terminologies
I’m trying my best to make a AAA video game 
, but honestly, my first release will probably be BB, or maybe BBB if things come together well enough.
A Very Corny Christmas
Candy Corn is a universal treat. It goes with anything and is perfect for all holiday seasons, especially Christmas. If you want to get on everybody’s good side and start the new year off right, make sure you put plenty of Candy Cane Candy Corn in stockings and under the tree.
Oreo cookies are also delicious. So it stands to reason that one way Oreo cookies could be made even yummier would be to add Candy Corn filling.
Mmmm, mmmm… now we’re talking! Who are the clever people that think these things up? And as if that’s not enough, there’s even Candy Cane Oreo Cookies!
But wait a sec, where did the Candy Corn go? It seems we almost found the perfect Christmas treat: Candy Cane Candy Corn Oreo Cookies. What happened here? If these don’t exist then somebody totally dropped the ball! This is like forgetting to put M&M’s and licorice in a root beer float!!
It’s not snowing outside and I don’t have any Candy Cane Candy Corn Oreo Cookies. So much for a perfect Christmas….