…this is what he would look like:

For an appropriate sense of scale, a deck of Bicycle playing cards was added to the scene:

This orange is the size of a small pumpkin! In fact, after setting it on the counter and staring for a few moments, I was struck by a strange compulsion to carve it into a jack-o’-lantern.

Also, I couldn’t quite capture it in the pictures, but the smaller regular-sized orange is very slowly orbiting the larger one.