Say hello to the Waffle-Taco, one of the more recent advancements in the culinary arts. This is sausage and egg folded neatly into a “Leggo my Eggo” waffle:

Ever get tired of eating Seven-Layer Burritos before 10am? Well who doesn’t? As great as refried beans, ground beef and sour cream are right after rolling out of bed, sometimes they’re better saved for the afternoon and evening. Fortunately, Taco Bell has everyone covered with this ante meridiem treat.

Waffle-Tacos are not only delicious, but they are also very affordable. With a price tag of only 45 cents, everyone can partake. Also, if you happen to visit Taco Bell on the right day, customers will receive two servings for the price of one.

People couldn’t decide whether to put taco sauce or syrup on the Waffle-Taco, so the only reasonable solution was to use both. Tasting the unique mixture of waffle, egg, sausage, syrup and taco sauce is guaranteed to redefine the word “breakfast”. What’s even more amazing is that the 14-year-olds working at Taco Bell can somehow prepare one of these in less than 20 seconds.

I know what you’re thinking: “How do I get one of these as soon as possible?” Unfortunately, the Waffle-Taco isn’t available anymore because it was recently replaced by the fast-food chain’s next breakfast marvel: the Biscuit-Taco!

No, the Biscuit-Taco is not just a reimagining of the Waffle-Taco in an attempt to ripoff McDonalds’ Egg McMuffin. There are two very important differences: 01) it is served to customers at a different angle, and 02) the taco shape is supposed to bring out more flavor in the biscuit, eggs and sausage. Another benefit is that you can put taco sauce on it, and this simply is not an option when dining at McDonalds.

What’s next for Taco Bell? Sources say that its latest breakfast invention is a Donut-Burrito: a syrup-glazed cake exterior surrounding double-helpings of eggs and bacon. This is expected to be available shortly after Jack In the Box reveals it’s new Bacon-Wrapped-Bacon Breakfast Bites, or BWBBB for short.