My third favorite restaurant, Carl’s Jr., just came out with its next delectable: El Diablo.

You may spend an eternity in hell for eating this hamburger, but it is so delicious that you won’t even care! Only $5.95* and for a limited time only.

To keep Burger King regulars from feeling left out, the company will be releasing its competing meal The Scourge Burger, due for mass consumption sometime this summer. McDonalds is also getting in on the action, but will apparently forgo any references to pestilence and demonology so as not to dissuade the greater population from eating at its restaurants. Word on the street is that the burger will be called the McUlcer, but this is yet to be confirmed.

* One time fee of your soul required.