I have always considered Ross to be one of the more distinguished discount department stores out there—it’s where I always go to buy clothes for other people. This is really classy though: an Oakland Athletics + Metallica + Ross + Sean Doolittle themed bobblehead:

Naturally, this little treasure also plays For Whom the Bell Tolls , which is the song that Mr. Doolittle has blasted through the stadium PA whenever he enters the game.

I was thinking about going to the April 30th Athletics game where they will be giving these away, but I wlll probably hold out for when they offer the Sean Doolittle bobblehead that features all of the above and also has a built-in bottle opener.