Big Ten Inch Record 
(track 05 from the Toys in the Attic LP by Aerosmith )
Got me the strangest woman
Believe me, this chick is no cinch
But I really get her going when I whip out my big 10 inch record of a band that plays the blues
Well, a band that plays its blues
She just loves my big 10 inch record of her favorite blues
Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said now stop that jiving
Now whip out your big 10 inch record of a band that plays those blues
Well, a band that plays the blues
She just loves my big 10 inch record of her favorite blues
I cover her with kisses
And when we’re in a lover’s clinch she gets all excited
Then she begs for my big 10 inch record of a band that plays those blues
Well, a band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch record of her favorite blues
My girl don’t go for smoking and liquor just make her flinch
Seems she don’t go for nothing except for my big 10 inch record of a band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch record of her favorite blues