Antiphony, Entry 3: An Important Message From Mrs. Anna Blair AKA John Johnson AKA Ahmed

Reply-To: <ahmed.cbn.gov.ng@gmail.com>
From: "JOHN JOHNSON"<johnson.johnson-ky@yandex.com>
Subject: Please get back to me
Date: Mon, 6 Nov 2017 06:19:17 -0800

My Dear Friend,

Let me first of all inform you, I got your email address from a mail Directory [oh yes, I always try to put my email address on all the mail directories I come across] and decided to mail you for a permission to go ahead. I am Mrs. Anna Blair from United Kingdom, [well hello there Mrs. Anna Blair from United Kingdom] married to Dr. Anthony R. Blair who worked with Texaco Oil Company in Malaysia before he died in a plane crash on his way to a Board meeting. [Damn, that sucks--you really gotta watch out for those high-stakes board meetings.] My Husband and I were married but without any children. [Okay, that's really unfortunate, but please don't go into any detail.] Since his death I decided not to re-marry and presently I am 79 Years old. [Are you sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you're almost an octogenarian?] When my late husband was Alive he deposited the sum of $11.5M. (Eleven Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars) with a Bank. [Did you say Eleven Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars? Have I mentioned that I'm single?]

Presently this money is still with the Bank and the management just Wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money or rather Issue a letter of authority to somebody to receive it on my behalf. [Yes... mmm hmmm... someone on your behalf? Please continue.] I am presently in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment Cancer of the lungs. [I'm sorry--that's really quite unfortunate.] I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live [That's perfect! I mean... how terrible!] so I think the best thing to do is to use the money for charity purposes. [What a coincidence... "Charity" happens to be my middle name!]

I want a person who is trustworthy [you're definitely talking to the right guy, lady] that I will make the beneficiary of my late Husband's Fund deposited with the bank so that the person can get the money and utilize 70% of this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows around the world. [Wait... 70%? That still leaves like 5 or 6 million dollars for me, right?]

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact details of the Bank. [Don't worry, I am a very professional person.] I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of this fund.Please assure me that you will act accordingly [I assure you that I will act accordingly] as I stated here in and Keep this contact confidential till such a time this funds get to your Custody. [Don't worry, I wouldn't share this message with anybody!] This is to ensure that nothing jeopardizes my last wish on earth. [I will do it for you, Anna.]

Kindly reply me on my private email: mrsannatony@yahoo.com [Wait a sec, are you sure you want me to send it to this one? There are like three different email addresses going on in this message.]

I await your urgent reply.

Regards,
Mrs. Anna Blair [That's such a pretty name... for such a pretty young lady.]

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