Trying to Find a Woman Who Has Never Been Born

Going to California icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 07 from the Led Zeppelin IV LP by Led Zeppelin icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

Led Zeppelin's "IV" album cover. [Formatted]

I spent my days with a woman unkind
She smoked my stuff and drank all my wine
Made up my mind to make a new start
Going to California with an aching in my heart
Someone told me there is a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair

Took my chances on a big jet plane
Never let them tell you that they’re all the same
The sea was red and the sky was grey—I wonder how tomorrow could ever follow today
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake, and the children of the sun began to wake

Seems that the wrath of the Gods got a punch on the nose and it started to flow—I think I might be sinking
Throw me a line, if I reach it in time I’ll meet you up there where the path runs straight and high

To find a queen without a king, they say she plays guitar and cries and sings
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn, I’m trying to find a woman who has never been born
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams and telling myself it’s not as hard as it seems

From Bango-Bongo-Bingo to Led Zeppelin

It’s interesting to me the ways in which Computer Science exams attempt to deceive students. The trick that sometimes gets me is the unnecessary-answer-inversion modification: start out with a mostly straightforward question and make the correct answer the opposite of what would be expected.

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The example above contains a second artificial layer of difficulty through the use of nonsense words in an inheritance hierarchy. After reading the code, any reasonable person would question the name Bango and how it relates to a Bingo and Bongo. It’s at this point that one must accept the game that’s being played between the educator and the learner. Sadly, induced cognitive stutterings are one particular result of the malformed educational transaction that is occurring.

Another trick that works on me 100% of the time is the unnecessary-details-about-awesome-rock-and-roll-band modification:

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In this case, I started thinking about how I would much rather be playing bongos along to Houses of the Holy icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 than taking this stupid test.

Radio DAHC, Playlist 2: Jar of Alice

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No Excuses icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 04 from the Jar of Flies EP by Alice in Chains)
“No Excuses” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12
Entangled icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 02 from the A Trick of the Tail LP by Genesis)
“Entangled” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12
The Rain Song icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 02 from the Houses of the Holy LP by Led Zeppelin)
“The Rain Song” Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12
Hallowed Be My Name icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 06 from the Love It to Death LP by Alice Cooper)
“Hallowed Be My Name” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12
Clean My Wounds icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 03 from the Deliverance LP by Corrosion of Conformity)
“Clean My Wounds” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12
Everything’s Ruined icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 06 from the Angel Dust LP by Faith No More)
“Everything’s Ruined” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12