“The more you have had, the greater your difficulties will be without. Fortunately, there are many different forms, and some varieties are more permanent than others.
“Conventional understanding is that immediacy is typically polarized by permanence. The good news is that anyone can put on a wig and apply makeup.”
— Discarded entry in the ongoing saga of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey 
Blue (track 05 from the Blue LP by Joni Mitchell)
→ “Blue” Song Lyrics
The Vampyre of Time and Memory (track 03 from the …Like Clockwork LP by Queens of the Stone Age)
→ “The Vampyre of Time and Memory” Song Lyrics
Nobody’s Fault (track 06 from the Rocks LP by Aerosmith)
→ “Nobody’s Fault” Song Lyrics
Parasite (track 02 from the self-titled EP How to Destroy Angels)
→ “Parasite” Song Lyrics
Motionless (track 05 from the Unseen LP by The Haunted)
→ “Motionless” Song Lyrics
The Giant (track 08 from the Worship Music LP by Anthrax)
→ “The Giant” Song Lyrics
The Devil You Know (track 03 from the Worship Music LP by Anthrax )
→ “The Devil You Know” Song Lyrics
Fight ‘Em ‘Til You Can’t (track 04 from the Worship Music LP)
→ “Fight ‘Em ‘Til You Can’t” Song Lyrics
I’m Alive (track 05 from the Worship Music LP)
→ “I’m Alive” Song Lyrics
Bonus Anthrax!
My Dinner with Anthrax (episode from Married with Children )
I wish that I was making this up, but YouTube has been serving an almost exclusive mixture of Geek Dating and Metalhead Dating advertisements as of late. How does it know? Also, who in the world would have guessed that online metalhead dating could become a viable enterprise?
In typical Interweb fashion, these advertisements made their way to me by following a peculiar trail of digital breadcrumbs: I was watching a fan-made video for the Deftones song Rivière that happens to steal all of its footage from a video for the song Fantasy by Breakbot.
Fantasy (track 02 from the By Your Side LP by Breakbot )
→ Rivière (track 11 from the Saturday Night Wrist LP by Deftones )
Regarding the metalhead dating website, I would love to crack into that database for a few hours. Just imagine the hoots and hollers that are to be had.