Low Feels Blvd 
(track 05 from the Dissociation LP by The Dillinger Escape Plan 
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Apologies Not Included (track 09 from the Dissociation LP)
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Wanting Not So Much to as To (track 03 from the Dissociation LP)
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01: Two muffins are placed in an oven*.
02: The first muffin says, “Jeez, it sure is hot in here.”
03: The second muffin yells, “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”
* No muffins were harmed in the telling of this joke.
Outshined (track 02 from the Badmotorfinger LP by Soundgarden )
I got up feeling so down
I got off being sold out
I’ve kept the movie rolling, but the story’s getting old now
I just looked in the mirror and things aren’t looking so good
I’m looking California and feeling Minnesota
So now you know who gets mystified
Show me the power child
I’d like to say that I’m down on my knees today
It gives me butterflies, gives me away, till I’m up on my feet again
I’m feeling outshined
Someone let the dogs out, they’ll show where the truth is
The grass is always greener where the dogs are shitting
I’m feeling that I’m sober even though I’m drinking
I can’t get any lower, still I feel I’m sinking
So now you know who gets mystified
Show me the power child
I’d like to say that I’m down on my knees today
It gives me butterflies, gives me away, till I’m up on my feet again
I’m feeling outshined
Life is so much better with baseball-love in it, especially when it creates moments like these (my responses are on the right):
And as much as I lament admitting it, life is sometimes better with bitmojis too.