Come Pull a Sheet Over My Eyes

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Wide Awake icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 10 from Revelations LP by Audioslave icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

You can look a hurricane right in the eye
Twelve hundred people dead, or left to die
Follow the leaders
Were it an eye for an eye, we’d all be blind, deaf or murdered
Of this I’m sure in this uncertain time

Come pull a sheet over my eyes so I can sleep tonight, despite what I’ve seen today

I find you guilty of the crime of sleeping at a time when you should have been wide awake

Down on the road the world is floating by
The poor and undefended left behind
While you’re somewhere trading lives for oil as if the whole world were blind

Come pull a sheet over my eyes so I can sleep tonight, despite what I’ve seen today

I’ve found you guilty of the crime of sleeping at a time when you should have been wide awake

Paint the Walls that are White

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Alpha icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 06 from the Juggernaut: Alpha LP by Periphery icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

It’s always better on the other side of it
Wanting what you’ll never have
And it’s a broken state of mind, the one that we’ve been living in
It’s never greener inside the mess we’re in, wanting what you’ll never have
The less we are content, the more we throw away what little time we have left to grow
Separate mind from hate
Punch through the unknown
Adamant will to leave the little time we have

Stop bleeding on the inside, we are alive
And it’s more than enough to paint the walls that are white
Can we show the ones who are blind?

It’s envy eating away at the core of us
Wanting what you’ll never have
Isn’t it the point of living to breathe, knowing this is all we need
It’s never greener inside the mess we’re in, wanting what you’ll never have
The less we are content, the more we throw away what little time we have left to grow
Separate mind from hate
Punch through the unknown
Adamant will to leave the little time we have

Stop bleeding on the inside, we are alive
And it’s more than enough to paint the walls that are white
Can we show the ones who are blind?

Show them that we’re not blind

Fly past the withered trees
Ascend to holy air and breathe

This want is menacing, it will not leave us be
Can we purge this?
The bastard in our brain will chew until it bleeds
How did we get like this?

Step out in the rain
Feel life in our veins

The True Reason for the Decline of Western Civilization

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Years pass , and YouTube continues to serve me Metalhead Dating advertisements when I stream music freely through the site. It does this even though I have been (un)comfortably celibate for longer than I care to admit. In fact, I will never get laid again if I’m supposed to navigate the harrowing path of a dating site icon-external-link-12x12 that was designed for loose women covered in bad tattoos and men who enjoy wearing makeup.

I was actually fortunate enough this morning to stumble upon a chat room transcript from two of Metalhead Dating’s users while I was drinking my ginger root tea and reading the latest issue of The New Yorker. Here is an excerpt:

VikingMetalGuy3746: Hi SheVixen666! :)
SheVixen666: Hi! :)
VikingMetalGuy3746: So you said in ur email that you like viking metal. VM is my favorite!!
SheVixen666: Yeah!! well… I like all metal, but VM is pretty awesome to
VikingMetalGuy3746: whenever I play my guitar its usually viking metal
SheVixen666: Oh wow, you play guitar? Thats so cool!!!
VikingMetalGuy3746: yeah, Ive been playing for 10 years now and Im getting really good
SheVixen666: can you play God Hates Us by Avenged Sevenfold? thats probably my favorite song right now
VikingMetalGuy3746: oh yeah, I can totally play that one
SheVixen666: really? maybe you could upload a video to youtube of you playing it :)
VikingMetalGuy3746: i could do that, yah, but I need to practice it a lil bit… its been a while since I played any A7X songs and there guitar players are really good
SheVixen666: oh okay… A7X is so amazing!
VikingMetalGuy3746: oh yeah, I luv A7X… they’re like the best heavy metal band out there these days. there so good that even Slayer is ripping them off
SheVixen666: yeah, I know.. slayer totaly stole that name from them
VikingMetalGuy3746: yeah.. there all old guys in slayer and cant think of any orignial stuff no more
SheVixen666: yeah
VikingMetalGuy3746: so what are you wearing right now?
SheVixen666: black shirt, black pants and chains
VikingMetalGuy3746: OMG! ME TO!
SheVixen666: Realy? lol
VikingMetalGuy3746: yeah! lol
SheVixen666: wow we have a lot in common
SheVixen666: how many tats you got?
VikingMetalGuy3746: 12… and Im gonna get another one next tuseday
SheVixen666: oh realy? I only have 4
VikingMetalGuy3746: thats otkay… we should meet up and get tatoos next week!
SheVixen666: hmmm… ok that sounds like fun :)
VikingMetalGuy3746: yeah :)
SheVixen666: so where are your tatoos?

Unfortunately, I couldn’t post anymore of what was said. ChadSpace strives to be a family-oriented website, after all, and there is already more than enough smut on the Internet to last until our children’s children’s children inherit the Earth.

Push Your Changes to GitHub, Yo!?

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Coding in the Name Of icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (parody of Rage Against the Machine by SUSE icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

Rage Against the Machine is cool, and SUSE Linux is cool… but these two totally unrelated cool things become completely and utterly uncool when they are smooshed together, as evidenced by the above video.