The Age of Machines is Upon Us…

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…and from that look of satisfaction, it has me very, very frightened.

She Keeps a Silver Armadillo Well Hidden Beneath Her Pillow

Tattoo (Giving it All Up for Love) icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 04 from the Solo in Soho LP by Phil Lynott icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

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She comes home at five-thirty
And though her clothes are never dirty, she’ll change them just the same
She likes to keep her name

She’s giving it all up for love
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She’s got a tattoo on her tummy
And her Mummy plays gin rummy
You might think it’s funny, but she’s making all the money

She’s giving it all up for love
Tattoo

She keeps a silver armadillo well hidden beneath her pillow
Now some think it’s a cupie doll, but they’ve got such crazy minds

She’s giving it all up for love
Tattoo

She has a unique technique for making me obsolete, complete
She needs a beat
She needs it sweet
She needs it neat

She’s giving it all up for love
Tattoo

Walking Down a One Way Street

Do You Believe in Love? icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 06 from the Picture This LP by Huey Lewis and the News icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )
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Tell Me a Little Lie icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 02 from the Picture This LP)
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The Only One icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 09 from the Picture This LP)
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The Root of All Evil

Hello Chad,

Hope you're doing well!

My apologies, if I may have disturbed your schedule with this email.

Chad, my name is Tom Slayer and I work as an Account Manager at a leading Web Development & Online Marketing company. It recently came into my focus that you registered a new domain www.*********.band and so wanted to check if you’re looking for a company that might help you build your website.

If you are interested, reply back to this email with the services that you are interested in and we will get you estimates in the next 24 hours.

Regards,

Tom Slayer
Account Manager
tomslayer.analyst@gmail.com

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Tom Slayer is one of my favorite vocalists. He doesn’t sing about happy things, like how life is lollipops and rainbows, he sings about real stuff… like vampires and shit. He’s a really down to earth, normal guy, and it means a lot to me that he takes time out of his busy day to make sure I have a good website.

Here is a picture of Tom Slayer icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 . He is totally awesome, if you can’t tell already.

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