An Entertainer Ain’t Trying ’cause He Already Is

World of Entertainment (W.O.E. is Me) icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 08 from the Quality Control LP by Jurassic 5 icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )
“World of Entertainment (W.O.E. is Me)” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12

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The Influence icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 02 from the Quality Control LP)
“The Influence” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12
Great Expectations icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 03 from the Quality Control LP)
“Great Expectations” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12

8-Bit Dream Sequence

The Requiem of Shield Knight icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track from Shovel Knight icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 by Jake Kaufman icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 and Yacht Club Games icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

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The Starlit Wilds icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track from Shovel Knight icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

Creative Writing for Kensholes 101

Subject: From Kenshole
Date: Mon, 11 Apr 2016 22:52:04 +0530
From: Alpha
Reply-To: george_kenshole1@yahoo.co.uk
To: Undisclosed recipients:;

Hello

Before I start, I must firstly apologize for this unsolicited proposal to you. I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a relationship, But as time goes on you will realize the need for my action.

My name is Mr. Kenshole Geoffrey George, Audit Manager of Alpha Bank and account officer to Late Edward Han, who died with his wife and the only daughter in an Automobile crash on the 28th January 2001. Before the death of Late Edward Han, he maintained a fixed deposit account with my Bank (Alpha Bank UK Ltd) Based on this discovery, I now seek your permission and support to have you stand in as a next of kin to the Late deceased, as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the release of these funds,l amounting to the tune of (20,000,000.00) Twenty Million Dollars Only to any nominated account of your choice. I propose an offer of 40% of the total amount to be yours after the transfer has been successfully concluded. Let me have your Full Name, Confidential Telephone, Fax and Mobile Numbers and also your Contact Address in response to this proposal if you are interested. Please reply immediately to my private email address (george_kenshole1@yahoo.co.uk).

REGARDS
MR KENSHOLE


If I had a nickel for every time some kenshole sent me an email like this, I would probably have $20,000,000.00.

Gosh Dang-it, I’m Good!

The Magnificent Seven icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (2016 American film directed by Antoine Fuqua icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )


This movie looks terrible—the word “gosh” didn’t even exist in the Wild Wild West.

Denzel Washington is such a ******.