Gomorrah’s Dream to Live in Sin has Reached Its Critical Mass

World Painted Blood icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 01 from the eponymous LP by Slayer icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

Slayer's "World Painted Blood" album cover. [Formatted]

Disease spreading death. Entire population dies. Dead before you’re born. Massive suicide. Vicious game of fear—it’s all extermination now. Pulsing in your veins: global genocide. Slaughter governs law. The apocalypse begins. Pain becomes the norm. Seeking homicide. Beware the coming storm that starts illuminating-fires. God is laughing hard and man has gone insane.

World painted blood
No sanctuary

Tip the human scale. Follow revelations’ plan. It must come to pass. Secret shadows lie. Blueprint haunting dreams in which manipulation wins. Speak no hidden fears. Religion neutralized. Emerged from the dark. Sadist’s mercenary ride. Realm out of this world. Godless messengers. Sickless, mindless hate becomes evolution’s cure. Planets usher in alignment. God has died.

World painted blood
No sanctuary

God send death. Watch it bleed. Justified. Manufactured lies. Burn in hell. Angels fall with wings on fire. Crucified. Terrorizing man. Burn the world. Reflecting eyes. Sickle swings. Wave of blood. Suicidal mind from the start. Endless pain. Open wounds. Slit the throat. Radiation-child seeks the throne.

Strafing down. Demigods. Certain death. Coming from the stars the Lord of All. Dark rift rise. Flourish life. Perish man. We destroy ourselves and cease to live. Children’s blood. Feed the dead. Sea of flesh. Catastrophic fall. Rest in hell. Flaming corpse. Screaming eyes. Watch it die. Walk among the dead and pick your grave.

Like a disease, spreading death, erasing your existence

Satan’s hand begins the end and frees the world forever
Gomorrah’s dream to live in sin has reached its critical mass
Man himself has become God and laughs at his own destruction
In which we trust a secret government that’s now in total collapse

Disease spreading death. Entire population dies. Dead before you’re born. Massive suicide. Vicious game of fear—it’s all extermination now. Pulsing in your veins: global genocide. Slaughter governs law. The apocalypse begins. Pain becomes the norm. Seeking homicide. Beware the coming storm that starts illuminating-fires. God is laughing hard and man has gone insane.

World painted blood
No sanctuary

Signs of disease, rivers red, blood and ice-plague—welcoming our death

Mythical Creature

This is my dream woman: hygienic, feminine, no tattoos (or at least no bad tattoos), wears heavy metal t-shirts.

Hot girl wearing a Slayer t-shirt.

The only thing that’s really missing from this picture is her holding a Stephen King book in one hand and an IPA icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 in the other. Flipping the bird would work too.

I’ve been wondering for a while now whether women like this even exist. I know they should, but I don’t think they actually do.

Anyway, if anybody reading this happens to know this girl’s phone number, please send it to me IMMEDIATELY.

The True Reason for the Decline of Western Civilization

Years pass , and YouTube continues to serve me Metalhead Dating advertisements when I stream music freely through the site. It does this even though I have been (un)comfortably celibate for longer than I care to admit. In fact, I will never get laid again if I’m supposed to navigate the harrowing path of a dating site icon-external-link-12x12 that was designed for loose women covered in bad tattoos and men who enjoy wearing makeup.

I was actually fortunate enough this morning to stumble upon a chat room transcript from two of Metalhead Dating’s users while I was drinking my ginger root tea and reading the latest issue of The New Yorker. Here is an excerpt:

VikingMetalGuy3746: Hi SheVixen666! :)
SheVixen666: Hi! :)
VikingMetalGuy3746: So you said in ur email that you like viking metal. VM is my favorite!!
SheVixen666: Yeah!! well… I like all metal, but VM is pretty awesome to
VikingMetalGuy3746: whenever I play my guitar its usually viking metal
SheVixen666: Oh wow, you play guitar? Thats so cool!!!
VikingMetalGuy3746: yeah, Ive been playing for 10 years now and Im getting really good
SheVixen666: can you play God Hates Us by Avenged Sevenfold? thats probably my favorite song right now
VikingMetalGuy3746: oh yeah, I can totally play that one
SheVixen666: really? maybe you could upload a video to youtube of you playing it :)
VikingMetalGuy3746: i could do that, yah, but I need to practice it a lil bit… its been a while since I played any A7X songs and there guitar players are really good
SheVixen666: oh okay… A7X is so amazing!
VikingMetalGuy3746: oh yeah, I luv A7X… they’re like the best heavy metal band out there these days. there so good that even Slayer is ripping them off
SheVixen666: yeah, I know.. slayer totaly stole that name from them
VikingMetalGuy3746: yeah.. there all old guys in slayer and cant think of any orignial stuff no more
SheVixen666: yeah
VikingMetalGuy3746: so what are you wearing right now?
SheVixen666: black shirt, black pants and chains
VikingMetalGuy3746: OMG! ME TO!
SheVixen666: Realy? lol
VikingMetalGuy3746: yeah! lol
SheVixen666: wow we have a lot in common
SheVixen666: how many tats you got?
VikingMetalGuy3746: 12… and Im gonna get another one next tuseday
SheVixen666: oh realy? I only have 4
VikingMetalGuy3746: thats otkay… we should meet up and get tatoos next week!
SheVixen666: hmmm… ok that sounds like fun :)
VikingMetalGuy3746: yeah :)
SheVixen666: so where are your tatoos?

Unfortunately, I couldn’t post anymore of what was said. ChadSpace strives to be a family-oriented website, after all, and there is already more than enough smut on the Internet to last until our children’s children’s children inherit the Earth.

Hell is Home On the Concrete Where the City Bleeds

Cast Down icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 05 from the God Hates Us All LP by Slayer icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )

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Despair, emptiness
See the hatred wasted on yourself
Face down, taste the dust
It’s getting harder everyday just to find a reason not to end it all
Suicide on the street
Everywhere around you, watch it breed
It begins to bury you in self-induced rejection

So now you’re wasted, broken down
I see through your ignorance
Penetrate the surface of your insecure inside
Next fix—shoot it up
Looking for the place where God speaks
Every time you find Him, He just stabs you in the back again

No one hears you
You’re society’s infection
I won’t judge when the blood steals life from you

Cast down and thrown away
You are the living dead
The needle numbs the pain of all your suffering

This is where the world of money changes nothing!

Just a statistic in the shadows of the real world
The system is failing you just the way it failed me
Hell is home on the concrete where the city bleeds

America, home of the free:
Land of fucking disenchantment

Despair, emptiness
Isolation rapes you everyday
Face down, taste the dust
Digging deeper in your grave
Haven’t found reason
Haven’t found a thing to live for
Godless, He doesn’t care how you choose to destroy yourself
In a world that feeds on hate you’re left here just to waste away

In your cardboard prison, asphalt wasteland

No one hears you
You’re society’s infection
I won’t judge when the blood steals life from you

No one sees you
You’re society’s infection
I won’t judge when the blood steals life from you

Cast down and thrown away
You are the living dead
The needle numbs the pain of all your suffering

This is where the world of money changes nothing!