Epic Failures, Entry 1: The End of the Universe

As Lewis Black would say, “I have found the end of the universe!”

And on a related note, this is a fantastic example of why so many people hate computers—myself included.

Humorous Profundities in Bad Street Brawler

I really miss Beam Software icon-external-link-12x12 —even its crappy games were entertaining. This is a rare and respectable quality that can be attributed to only a small number of development studios.

You Want It All but You Can’t Have It

Epic icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 02 from The Real Thing LP by Faith No More icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 )
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The Morning After icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 08 from The Real Thing LP)
“The Morning After” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12
Zombie Eaters icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12 (track 05 from The Real Thing LP)
“Zombie Eaters” Song Lyrics icon-external-link-12x12 icon-search-12x12

Historic Defiance?

Last week, the city of San Francisco passed a resolution icon-external-link-12x12 that was more or less a declaration of intent to maintain its position as the most forward-thinking and progressive community in the world, despite the impending presidency of reality TV star Donald Trump.

In other news, the sky is blue, there are 26 letters in the English alphabet, and yuppies like drinking lattes.

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